Borat : It's nice.

Stolen from Doreen sayang.

Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: No you're not.

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome:
YR: But you like shit anyways.

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: Like i care about you being rich and famous.

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: But you suck at shutting up.

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: Don't know. Don't care.


If an annoying hot woman/man says:(if he/she is really2 hot)
1) I know you like me.
YR: You know i hate you.

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: HAHAHAHA. Perasan.

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: Did i even say anything, dumbass?

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Don't worry. I'll ride you anyways. (Hahahahahahahahahahahha)

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: So? One punch to your face and I'LL make people hate you.


If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:(if he/she is really ugly)
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: No thanks. I don't like you.

2) May I have your cell phone no? please please please?
YR: Get down on your knees and roll over. (by the time she finishes, i'm gone already. HAHAHA)

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: Hi to you too. Wanna die?

4) What do you like about me?
YR: Absolutely incredibly positively NOTHING.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: You are UGLY and i HATE you sooooo much! :D


If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Why you calling out your name so loudly?

2) You smell like shit!
YR: I know. You too.

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: You look like my ass.

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: *kick the ass* What race? I kicked your ass already.


If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: So? I know i don't.

2) I know you still love me!
YR: You don't know anything in the first place. And by the way, i still hate you.

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: Dowan.

4) Please call me...
YR: Please call you...an idiot? *shouts* IDIOT! Hehe. Happy?

5) The break up hurt me so much..
YR: I hoped it killed you too.


If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: I KNOW! HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI. *sarcastic laugh*

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've Changed!
YR: Wonderful. I bet your wife/husband/bf/gf hates you.

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: Might as well you give it to me for free! :D

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: ...you're my assistant ke? Go away.