Showing posts with label laughs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label laughs. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Batman

Doreen : How can you remember that?

Me : I remember pictures better than words.

Doreen : Oh yeah. Photographic memory.

Me : No. I'm the goddamn Batman.

Doreen : ....

Monday, January 18, 2010

Hungry

Hungry.

Kids all around the world are starving.

They get happy when donations roll in.
A plate of rice.
Vegetables.
Etc.
And that's when they're lucky to receive some.

And me?

I'm hungry.
Yet i have buckets of rice.
More vegetables than i can ever eat.
Etc.
Yet i am still not happy.

You get what i'm trying to say?

What's that?


No?


No?

No?

NO?

NO?

!!!



...

Me too.

Gonna eat pistachio peanuts now & workout
& watch Military Monday on National Geographic.
Fuck yeah!

Saturday, December 26, 2009

YCUK

Disgusting.
Revolting.
Yuck.

Basically....that's all i can say about those who are disgusting, revolting and yucking (?) to me.




Random post, i know.
I felt like updating.
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehee.

:D:D:D:D

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Taggenator

DESCRIBE
○ Describe your beauty routine? Shave my face after several weeks. Cut my nails once it's too long to play the guitar. Hahahahaha.
○ Describe your hair? Short. Mullet-ish. With a small tail at the back. HAHA.
○ Describe your personal style? On normal days, it's just casual for me. T-shirts/polos/shirts with slacks or jeans. On days that i feel like dressing up, well....i dress up! Hehehehe.

DO YOU...
○ Like metrosexual boys? Hahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhahaa. No! But i don't mind them because i have several metrosexual friends.
○ Like accesories? CHAINS! CHAINS! BLING-BLING, YO! HAHAHAHA.
○ Like high heels? *bimbo accent* "oh mai gowd...i like, totally like high heels, like TOTALLY" In other words. I like them on a girl. White heels to be exact.
○ Like matchy matchy, or mix and match? I would love to. I like to match colors. But i can't see them well! HAHAHA.
○ Spend a lot of money on beauty products in general? Well...does perfume and/or toothbrushes count? Hahahahahaha!
○ Shop online for clothes? If so, what stores? I've never done any sort of online shopping.
○ Steal style ideas from friends? Nope.

FAVOURITE...?
○ Article of clothing in your closet? My Nike T-shirts.
○ Makeup line? ...
○ Skincare line? According to my friend, "Us men use soap only! And then wash with water!" HAHAHAHA.
○ Perfume? Davidoff - Silver Shadow.
○ Colors to wear? Black. Red. White. The only few colors that i dare to mix&match. HAHA.

WHAT STUFF
○ What is a trend you dislike the most? Indie. I hate indie trends. You know, small tight skinny jeans with small ass how-the-fuck-did-you-fit-in-that t-shirts with the trucker cap. That's just an example. But i was gritting my teeth the whole time i was writing this down.
○ What is your fashion philosophy? You always look good when you're comfortable with what you're wearing. Nuff said.
○ What kind of shoes do you like? Italian formal shoes. Low-tops. And NIKE high-tops.
○ What is your biggest fashion problem? Not knowing which socks/boxers/underwear to put on. IT'S A REALLY BIG PROBLEM! REALLY! I SWEAR! OMG!.
○ What old trends do you think should come back? 70's! I wanna wear shirts that expose my chest hair! Or the 80's metal scene. Tight leather pants. HAHAHA.
○ What one piece are you dying to add to your wardrobe? More shirt. More t-shirt. More jeans. More shoes. More socks. And definitely more underwear! :D:D:D:D

MISC
○ How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? 15-30 minutes?
○ Ever been to a fashion show? Nope. I don't plan to. I don't mind. But i don't plan to.
○ Would you ever go out in public without makeup? I go out in public without makeup EVERYTIME! :D
○ Who do you think has great style? My dad. HAHAHA.
○ If you had a fashion budget of 1 million dollars, where would you shop, and why? I'll buy an Adidas polo shirt, black jeans, white loafers. Or some nice shirt with nice slacks and ITALIAN formal shoes. And keep the rest of the money. Buy a ps3 and belanja Doreen sayang instead.
○ Is there anything you absolutely CANT wear? I cannot wear a bra because it would be very wrong. HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAA.
○ If you had to pick one designer to wear for the rest of your life, who would it be, and why? Nike. Or Adidas. Anything la. I don't really mind! :D
○ Wanna tag 5 people to do this too? Anybody anything anyhow anyhoo yabeda be doo!

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Boomdeyada

"It never gets old, huh?"
"nope"
"It kinda makes you wanna... break into song?"
"Yupp"
I love the mountains
I love the clear blue sky
I love big bridges
I love when great whites fly
I love the whole world
And all it's sights and sounds
Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada
I love the ocean
I love real dirty things
I love to go fast
I love Egyptian kings
I love the whole world
And all it's craziness
Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada
I love tornadoes
I love arachnids
I love hot magma
I love the giant squids
I love the whole world
It's such a brilliant place
Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada
Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada
Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada

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HAHAHAHA. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I love this song. Stuck in my head for quite a while now.

Discovery Channel is awesum.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Strong




You Believe That You're Strong




You may not be the most flexible person, but you have a lot of brawn.

You are naturally strong, and you seem to have a pain intolerance that borders on superhuman.



You respect people who push that extra 10% at the end. You know that strength can be very psychological.

You have no respect for the weak. If it's a dog eat dog world, you rather be doing the eating.


Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Round Round
























People and things that make my world go round.
(Not in order)

and...





Mmm~


Those who are not here, i'm sorry. But i shall. Hahaha.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Fark!

Just got back home from Ipoh.

Going to Melaka tomorrow.

Tired as fuck.

Stomachache like fuck.

Bored like fuck.

Fuck!

Hahahaha.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Walk

Fate : She drives a red Porsche.

Me : I drive a gold Perdana.

Cedric : I WALK!


I LOVE MY FRIENDS.